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Alright, so we know Juanes wasn’t responsible for ending the Colombia-Ecuador border crisis BUT how funny would it have been if that were the case? Tee-hee, oh look at us, we’re so silly. But let’s get political for just un segundo. What goes on in Latinoamérica is very important in nuestra comunidad, so we’ve decided to give you our very own quick recap of the chilling events that took place in Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela that almost caused a full-blow guerra!

Ok, so it all starts off with Colombia’s security forces, who have some serious beef with these dudes known as FARC. When Colombia got a tip that FARC’s camp was in Ecuador they were like “It’s time ta lay da smackdown!” Unfortunately, when Ecuador found out Colombia fought on their turf they was like “Oh no you didn’t!” and ended all diplomatic ties with Colombia. Venezuela, who’s like really chill with Ecuador, said “Yo, back off from our boy!” which then led to a series of heated arguments from all three countries.

Fortunately, they were able to settle the beef at the Rio Group Summit in the Dominican Republic where they discussed some chismes over delicious mangú and lived happily ever after. Yay! Colorin colorado, este cuenta se ha acabado [People En Español]

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