Dirty Chisme Alert: Cristiano Ronaldo's Baby Mama Revealed

By Simone Hilliard

The truth behind Cristiano Ronaldo's love child has finally been revealed. Once thought to be the result of a surrogate pregnancy, the soccer star's newborn son is actually the result of a one night stand with an American waitress. GASP!

Cristiano apparently romanced the Los Angeles waitress with the charming phrase, "Me, you, f*** f***." SWOON! When that didn't work, Ronaldo followed up by tracing a heart on a misted window and saying, "Me, you, kiss!"

That must have did it. The duo crept back to Ronaldo's hotel for a one-night stand which resulted in a child, $15.1 million paternity bill for sole custody and his baby mama's silence.

Cristiano has told friends he won't tell his son his mother's identity until his 18th birthday. Good luck keeping that secret, Cristiano! Unless you plan on raising your baby going off the grid, we're pretty sure the Internet isn't going anywhere.

Source: [Mirror]

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